Selasa, 15 Maret 2016

Official Wood Shop Mike Guacamole

Wood Shop Mike Guacamole
What?!  A post about food?  What do guacamole and wood working have in common?  Admittedly, not much at all, but weve all gotta eat and this is a tasty treat thats pretty good for you too!  






Without realizing that it was the eve of Cinco de Mayo I had a craving for guacamole so while at the grocery store, my wife and I picked up the essentials.

Wood Shop Mike Guacamole


  • 4 hass avocados
  • 2 limes
  • 1/4 yellow onion
  • 1 jalapeno (I wanted my lady to be able to eat some, so only 1 pepper)
  • 1 medium tomato
  • 1 clove of garlic (1/2 tsp minced garlic)
  • salt to taste  
Start with the most fun step.  Cutting up those avocados!  Place the avocado on the cutting board and "roll" the knife around the fruit until you reach the beginning incision.  Grasp each half and twist the two end apart like youre opening up an Oreo.  yummmm  Oreos...  Ok now the dangerous part!  If you have no coordination, get a spoon!  I will not pay for your hospital bill!  Hold the avocado half that the seed is embedded into and grab your knife.  Lift the knife above you head and... just kidding.  Holding the knife an inch or two above the seed, snap the blade into the seed and twist the seed loose from the avocados flesh. 
 
Wood Shop Mike Guacamole

Once the seed is out, cross hatch the flesh with you knife and scoop out the meat into your bowl.  Oh yeah, go get a bowl for your guacamole!  

Wood Shop Mike Guacamole

The rest of the recipe should be self explanatory, but dont think Im just gonna leave you like that.  Slice off the top of the tomato and then cube the remaining flesh.  

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Brace yourself and attain whatever eye protection is needed.  Its time to tell that onion whos boss.  I only used a 1/4 onion in my recipe, but feel free to use as much as youd like.  Peel the onion and cut in half along the pith.  


Then cut the onion in a fanned patter, think bloomin onion.  I find it easiest to cut one half and then turn it around so that Im always cutting this fanned pattern from the right side (Im right handed, might be easier inversed for you lefties).  


Now you just need to make your dicing cuts and in the bowl it goes!

Wood Shop Mike Guacamole

On to Jose Jalapeno!  Were gonna turn his butt into guacamole!  First a quick death, decapitation!  Then slice down the middle and core out the insides.  A bit gruesome huh?  

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I then slice it up into thin slivers and dice the pepper as to "redistribute the wealth."  

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If you cant tell, I like lime.  Use less if youre not a big lime fan.  I wouldnt cut it out all together though, as the avocado meat absorbs and diminishes the limes flavor.  Also, the citrus from the lime helps the guacamole keep a bit longer.  Anyways, roll the limes against the counter pressing firmly down on them.  This breaks up the lime and makes juicing the fruit quicker.  If you have a citrus juicer, use it.  If not, stick a fork into the lime and twist until your efforts are futile.  Also, dont stab yourself.  It will sting more than normal with lime juice all over your hand!  Just a friendly heads up.

Wood Shop Mike Guacamole

Add a clove of garlic and however much salt you want and your good to go!  I use a fork to mash up the avocado meat and mix everything together.  Grab the chips and chow down!

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I toss the avocado seeds back into the bowl.  Aside from giving you an obstacle to eat around, they also help to keep the gauc fresh a bit longer!  Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Wood Shop Mike Guacamole

Lemme know how you like the recipe!  Also, dont be a stranger.  Lets hear your favorite guac, salsa, or other dip recipes!  

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